Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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