So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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