the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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