Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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