Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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