At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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