seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Houston, we have a squirter
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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