I love black thongs
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
im having a threesome with these popsicles
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?