Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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