So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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