Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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