only if we run a train.
done.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Dicks are not precious.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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