Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
