If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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