Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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