remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
either way he was missing a nipple.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
You don't make any sense
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