Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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