found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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I will be naked everywhere
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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