I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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