what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.