did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.