The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
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you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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