areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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