He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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