just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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