We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
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Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.