Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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