it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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