you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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