I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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