that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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