im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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