Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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