he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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