So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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