Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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