Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
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