she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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