Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
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Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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