i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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