I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
These 23 People Had Sex With Someone From Completely Different Cultures
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
25 Medical Facts That Need To Be Common Knowledge
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.