with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
