Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
he shaved USA in his pubs
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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