what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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