We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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