turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I have fence marks all over my body
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.