I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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