I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
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I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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