In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"