I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.