We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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