I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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