Christians are straight up FREAKS
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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