You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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